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Mr. Reeves - Late as usual. What is the cause of your tardiness? Ruth - Well, you see the alarm was set for seven, and there were eight in the house. Elaine - Speed and Marion had a fight last night. Ann Nita - Liquor? Elaine - No, she licked him. Mrs. Winter - Ronald, give me a definition for realtor. Ronald - Real means real and tor comes from the Spanish word meaning bull; thus realtor means real bull. Patty - Why does Mickey love you so much? Lois - Cause I let him, I guess. Celeste - Look at my face. It doesn't look right. James - You ought to diet. Celeste - What color should I use? Mary Lois - How does your eye feel? Lawrence - Better Mary Lois - Hope it comes out all right. Goofy - One of my closest friends is Scotch. Casey - What is the difference between a louse and a cootie? Nancy - The cootie has military training. She - How do you measure a pound of kisses? He - Oh, by compression. Minister - You had better renounce the Devil, my friend. Dying Man - Why, I ain't in a position to make enemies. Alec Frank - O-O-Oh, say, look. There's something running across the floor and it don't have legs. Mrs. Blaydes - Good gracious, Alec, what is it? Alec - Water, Mrs. Blayds. Mrs. Winter - I suppose you read Shakespeare? Helen McDowell - Oh, yes; I read all his stuff as soon as it comes out. Miss Hall - What is the future tense of marry? Doris Ervin - Divorce Mr. Bratcher - What does Q.E.D. mean? Jake - Quizzes every day. |
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